State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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