In America we eat man semen.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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