Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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