Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize