i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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