Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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