what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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