But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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