names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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