I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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