Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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