if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
splinters make it hard to masturbate
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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