Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You ate ashes out of my bong
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Randomize
