I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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