words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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