Dual....:-)
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
this will be a night to untag.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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