is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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