whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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