i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize