The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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