I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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