He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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