please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I forget how to act sober
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