Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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