and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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