Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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