They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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