its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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