today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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