road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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