so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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