The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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