I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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