What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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