Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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