he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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