he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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