party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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