2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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