I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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