I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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