"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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