her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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