Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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