Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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