i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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