Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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