Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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