STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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