Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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