We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Randomize
