Swine flu. Run for my life!
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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