You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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