Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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