He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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I understand Curling. That high.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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